Wow, that article contains dangerous amounts of snark.

I’m honestly surprised that Trump even knows what Doom is.

I wonder what percentage of attendees are actually just press covering the event?

Algaefa this time.

It’s kinda odd after so many years of seeing the president blamed for gas prices. The Trump presidency is the first time you can unequivocally point at the president and say “Yeah, it’s the president’s fault that gas prices are so high”.

Finally… that atrocity of font matching is gone.

she was [an] escort of Jeffrey Epstein

Didn’t we know this for a while now?

I dunno, given how horny George Washington was he might want someones trophy wife around for… reasons.

The nice thing about getting old is that you get to watch the assholes you despise die off… without even having to lift a finger.

I betcha you could find some quotes from Charlie talking shit about Trump from back before the Republicans bent knee to him.

Basically Nvidia put out this video with much fanfare about DLSS 5 being the future . Pretty much everyone has been mocking how it changes lighting, artstyle, character facial features, and introduces that weird AI blurriness in every instance shown.

We really need to get him a toddler activity center to keep him occupied.

Of course they didn’t care, they have a arrest quota to fill. The fact that they’re arresting innocent people that will later be released at great cost for the government doesn’t matter, we must have action for actions sake.

It seems even a grifter clock is right once a outbreak… or something.

Player: “Uh, hey… wouldn’t beating this section be easier if you didn’t jump directly into the lava pit?”

AI Ghost: “LOL, you’re right!! 😂😅🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ I’ll try to incorporate your feed back into future attempts to complete this section!”

<Proceeds to beeline for the lava pit and jump in>

Well, he’s not “one of us” anymore. (For those that don’t know one of his campaign slogans was “He’s one of us!”)

You know… this is the first time I saw the tacked on “Donald Trump” they didn’t even manage to match the font of the original name. They somehow did a worse job then “The Ichy & Scratchy & Poochy show” did in the Simpsons.

Remember back when he supported Junteenth as a holiday?

Well of course. Honestly I’m surprised it took this long. As I’ve said in the past, there’s no bigger tent than a fascist who needs power, and no smaller one than a fascist who has power. Trump has gotten the votes he needed from the Catholics, so it’s out with “We’re all Christians here!” and in with “They’re not real true Christians!” In this case apparently because they commit the sin of empathy.

Based on what we’ve seen so far from this administrations appointees I’m guessing the answer is “Incompetence and corruption”