I can think of a better way to get the Houthis to stop attacking ships in the Suez

If you have to kill someone, sure, that’s a moral position we can discuss. No one should ever be celebrating it, particularly when others died in the process

I can think of a few deaths worth celebrating

Only within a web browser, generally to drag something from a page to the search bar

I don’t think it overly matters anyways, though; it’s not like Republicans would go “Oh darn, foiled” if Trump couldn’t be Speaker. Traitors gonna treason and coup, one way or another, and it’s going to be boots-on-the-ground organizing that stops them, if anything stops them.

That wording wouldn’t prevent Trump from becoming Speaker of the House, and then becoming President for a third term through the line of succession.

Here’s a notarized letter signed by Bernie affirming he is, in fact, a Democrat.

As of 2019, should he run for president. As of 2024, the paperwork for his election as a senator said Independent

I think there are actual elected Democrats who want to oppose the fascists

Starts the list with someone who isn’t a Democrat

There were very few attempts on Hitler’s life

If ≥42 is ‘very few’, what do you consider to be a normal number of assassination attempts?

Does he still take questions from journalists? I thought they were only letting sycophants in as ‘press’

Eh, doesn’t look like nukes are his specialty. Canada’s lack of nuclear weapons isn’t due to a lack of technical capability anyways

Definitely in tandem; once you’re at war, you can round up the local undesirables as spies/enemy sympathizers/etc

Oh, you’re gonna need to have a lot of money to get any of the social security money when they gut it

I wanna pony

Hahahahahahaha. Try again

Thrown

You need to work on your reading comprehension

Then it still comes down to whether the cops will actually do their job and arrest said person or not. If they will, then that person rots in prison for contempt of court, which isn’t something Trump can pardon

I meant the cartoon ork in a suit :P

What’s this from?

Of course criminals are allowed to run for president