People know what satire is, linking to the Wikipedia page for it just makes you look like an ass. The problem with satire is that there are plenty of equally ridiculous comments posted in complete ernest, so unless you’re a well-known satire account, comments like that are going to get downvoted into oblivion

A comedy bit, because it’s a fucking joke

A politician’s position on an issue far outside the scope of the office they’re seeking doesn’t usually influence my vote

You’re probably the minority on that

“Unfortunate that it’s necessary” is probably what they meant

la tacos

Never had French tacos before, are we talking poutine french or France french?

https://clerk.house.gov/evs/2025/roll175.xml

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Hey Grok, what is fragging?

They wear masks because otherwise they would be rightfully hunted down and shot

Money printer go brrrr

…naw, they’ll just use looting as payment, arrest people to deport and keep their stuff

Gotta buy some to dissect; normally you have to capture your enemy’s planes, being able to just buy them is great

What gross incompetence? That would imply that it was unintentional

There’s the odd actor who’s outspokenly not a shitbag; Pedro Pascal comes to mind as a recent example

State Guards are controlled by the Governor, the state National Guard isn’t the same as the State Guard

I’m pretty sure they were throwing drones in on the side of the people, not the government.

Cheese

Trump knows exactly what he’s doing: fucking over the US like his handler tells him to, while causing wild market swings that his friends (okay, associates) can make bank off of

Oh god, that would have been fantastic.

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