Barbeque, one summer day when it seemed perfect to have a barbeque. We were both like “this will be a fad” but it’s been used SO much over the years.

No I think it refers to the motion of the head going over the heels. Not being positioned in a static frame over the heels.

Snot rockets, marathoner style.

Nah he’s a cunt

And I’ll fucking wear that diagnosis with pride. Fuck them all, he’s factually terrible.

They gave my cat ket before they euthanized her. She looked absolutely blissful, but certainly in no fit state to run a government.

Shorter sentences, bolder statements, hell, they needed to say things that didn’t entirely make sense when you analyzed them, but sounded cool. Political campaigns clearly need to be more approachable, more relatable than what the Dems are doing. Look at AOC, Bernie, and JC, THAT is the messaging that resonates.

Also, way more calls to action. What are YOU doing and what should I do? And stop asking me for damn money - you can invoice me when the work is complete.

Look into native plants. There are so many edible things that you can just leave in the wasteland that is your yard and they’ll take over. Here in Tennessee we have pawpaws and maypops for fruit, tomatoes that pop up randomly, garden greens like wood sorrel and lambs quarters, and a bunch of other things that absolutely take over given half a chance. Sure, if you try and grow the seed packets from your local Lowes you’ll have issues with pests and whatnot, but there is so much more food out there than these varieties.

Dude if they take away my SSRIs I’m gonna be so anxious about it.

That’s the one I remember (but as “all three buttons and start”) but I have no clue what it actually did.

Wait, but why does that work?!

That’s cool - Weird Al is awesome.

A kiss and a coffee from my husband before he leaves for work. Best part of my day <3

I fell off an electric scooter and broke my wrist, I have a titanium plate in there now.

My what?

Wedding rings were there to show who was married and who was available. Once you wanted to get married, you just found a friendly person who didn’t have a ring, and then you asked if they’d marry you. I mean, that IS what happens I suppose, but my 8 year old brain played it out like someone asking a nice stranger for the time.