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cattywampas@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago

Fuck/marry/kill: waffles, pancakes, French toast

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Fuck/marry/kill: waffles, pancakes, French toast

cattywampas@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago
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    WTF is this post?

    WTF is everybody saying?

    Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Just as a PSA, there is a shittyasklemmy community.

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.

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      Finally some civility

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    Fuck French toast because it is decadent but usually entirely to much.

    Marry waffles because they are perfect and precious.

    Kill pancakes.

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    fuck waffle, fuck french toast, fuck pancake, fuck oatmeal, fuck bacon, fuck cheerios, breakfast is for the people breakfast orgy breakfast #1

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    I’m gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.

    Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.

    • cattywampas@lemm.eeOP
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      French toast is basically single-serving bread pudding. I’ve found that people don’t need too much convincing to have dessert for breakfast.

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      This is the way. Waffles and pancakes are in a different league compared to French toast.

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        Y’all are crazy.

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    Fuck waffles since it is and will always be a side affair and never the main thing.

    Marry french toast for the love of nice bread!! And all the things I do to it.

    Kill pancakes since they are boring to me.

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    Why is eat not an option.

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      Ew.

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    Marry French Toast. Fuck Waffles. Kill Pancakes.

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      Hey now, microwaved frozen pancakes don’t count as actual pancakes!

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    People like what they like. Personally I like French toast the most, but it involves chicken caviar and i can’t afford such luxuries

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    deleted by creator

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    Wheat and dairy and egg allergy. Fuck them all.

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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    fuck french toast, marry waffles, kill pancakes.

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    Femicides’ sense of humor… Well done, Lemmy!

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