They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
Ok someone needs to tell the failure-in-chief that getting his breakfast McDonalds brought by the underpaid Asian they brought in from his New Jersey golf course doesn’t count as Chinese trade talks.
So, we know thats not true.
There are at least some 30 million American voters who would believe Trump uncritically.
Donnie is full of shit and dementia
Sure donny… are the Chinese diplomats in the room with us right now?
Well they’re at least listening in on the signal chat.
I’m starting to think that Trump is lying.
We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.
I remember mike pillow enthusiastically taking a live call thinking it was the orange garbage only to find out it’s a troll.
With the way things are operating, I’m pretty sure you could get into the White House or Mar-a-Lago easily if a few people rolled up in a rented fancy towncar, suits, suitcase and someone to act as a translator.
Perhaps with an Asian femboy 🤨
The illegitimate son of Puyi and rightful Emperor of Ghyna… Or that’s just what his business card says.
Diplomatic backchannels are an idea that Trump is fundamentally unable to comprehend.
China: “We haven’t met yet”
China: <backchannels talks so they all get on the same page"
Trump: “China lies, we met this morning when they backchanneled their plans to replace the USD with me and I think it’s a fine idea.”
“Backchannels? Sounds gay. I’ll sign an Executive Order banning it.”
Like I’m gonna believe anything he says. This guy was able to hide his own Easter Eggs from himself.
Trump met his imaginary China diplomats in his imaginary meeting that happened “this morning”.
Beijing is like 15 hours ahead of Washington, if meeting was “this morning”, the Chinese would be discussing with Trump at like 11 in the evening or even later. I somehow find it hard to believe China could be bothered to discuss with Trump about his dumb shit so late in the day when they could be sleeping or watching a late evening movie with family lol
I.e. his covefe boy stopped for lunch at Panda Express
They could totally Chinpokomon Trump.
Dibs on Shoe.
Uh huh
Like kids at the kindergarten
Had me in the first half, ngl.
Someone gave him a busy box. 👶
