They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”

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    We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.

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      I remember mike pillow enthusiastically taking a live call thinking it was the orange garbage only to find out it’s a troll.

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      With the way things are operating, I’m pretty sure you could get into the White House or Mar-a-Lago easily if a few people rolled up in a rented fancy towncar, suits, suitcase and someone to act as a translator.

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      The illegitimate son of Puyi and rightful Emperor of Ghyna… Or that’s just what his business card says.