Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth recently ordered modifications to a room next to the Pentagon press briefing room to retrofit it with a makeup studio that can be used to prepare for television appearances, multiple sources told CBS News.
The price tag for the project was several thousand dollars, according to two of the sources, at a time when the administration is searching for cost-cutting measures.
Is he going to paint himself orange to ingratiate himself with the boss? “You wouldn’t fire a fellow Oompa-Loompa!”
How vain
We don’t want pentagon officials to be handsome for television.
We want them to be competent.
Kind of surprised it wasn’t JD to be honest
He had a furniture showroom installed.
Imagine the right wing uproar if a Biden had a brothel put in the Whitehouse
He doesn’t leave the house without his waterproof makeup.
JD probably has one at the White House. Or do you think he’s putting on his eyeliner by himself?
Or maybe not, don’t think Trump would share his makeup room.
For people that keep pushing against drag queens that much, they sure like their make up. Bunch of hypocrites.
Jesus fucking christ. These are the competent geniuses that railed against wearing masks in the middle of a global pandemic. Now they’re supposedly running the defense department.
Good job republiQans, you fucking twits.
Oh, it’s Not the Onion.
How do I crosspost
Onion chose literally the most inopportune time to revive itself, their poor writers have been working constant overtime to stay ahead of reality lol. Trump already outdid his first 4 year term in only a couple of months.
They never went away. Half the shit they posted during term one, ended up coming true a few months later. Like the injecting bleach story.
How big is the bar
Whiskey is the key to a natural glow
A deep swig of Jackie Ds to soften those features
No amount of foundation can cover up his slurred speech and stumbling gate.
Manly men dont wear makeup. That’s such weak sauce. Just sayin
Hopefully they will get someone who can line out old drunkys sideburns.
made that point 1h ago in c/ncd and now stumble over this here lmaoVANITY
What a bitch.
I’m sorry but proper makeup and grooming being a symbol of effective warfighting hasn’t been a thing since Thermopylae.
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He’s so merit! We need more. They’re for us. Herp derp
Maybe DOGE can cut make up rooms?
