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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Trump says he’s ‘in good shape,’ but results of his physical aren’t immediately released

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Trump says he’s ‘in good shape,’ but results of his physical aren’t immediately released

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inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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Trump says he's 'in good shape' ahead of release of his physical checkup results
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President Donald Trump had an annual physical Friday and concluded, “I did well,” praising his own heart, soul and cognitive ability while noting medical reports from White House doctors may not be ready until the weekend.
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    • Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      hes being held in place by a girlde

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        Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.

        Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic…

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    Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.

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    There’s a dead badger up the road that’s in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.

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    I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.

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      Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.

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    Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea

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      that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same

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    Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.

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      I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?

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        Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning as normal above expectations.

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    The shape of a gummy bear

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    Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up

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      Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.

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    Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.

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      She’s busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions

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    it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.

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    Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election…

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    results of his physical aren’t immediately released

    they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.

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    I doubt any published info will reflect reality.

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    That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?

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