“For an 80 year old fat fuck that’s never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he’s good.”
hes being held in place by a girlde
Funny, I thought he was being held in place by dark magic.
Although, it could well be a girdle infused with dark magic…
Well he’s alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
I didn’t realize that “amorphous blob” was even a shape.
Well, a steaming pile of shit is a shape.
There’s a dead badger up the road that’s in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that’s been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
Give them time they have to run it through the A1 first.
I thought this bloated POTUS preferred ketchup?
Nah, it’s the “A1, See?” test. It helps prove that his eyes and tastebuds are functioning
as normalabove expectations.
Shit man. There you go, getting my hopes up
Yeah, not super healthy to harbor these kind of hopes. Good people leave too soon, and the people you dislike, seem to linger in for too long, defying your death wishes.
The shape of a gummy bear
Supposedly it’s not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it’s emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
She’s busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions
it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.
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Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election…
results of his physical aren’t immediately released
they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.
That’s an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
