I’m rooting for gravity

If he landed on his back he’s done for.

Why doesn’t the guy just retire already? He’s rat fucked the U.S. for decades to come long enough.

Oh man I’m really sorry to hear that, is the floor doing alright!?

My favorite McConnell observation: if his hands were any blacker, he’d take away his own right to vote.

If only someone stepped on him

He’ll do anything to have the floor.

Can he fucking go already?

Good. Hope everyday he falls. It can remind him of where he will sit in history. On the ground with the rest of the shit.

Now Ditch Mitch is less a campaign slogan and more a nickname

But was he able to get up? Or had one of those neck things for this very event?

Did someone already say “Bitch McConnel”?

I hope he broke out his fucking teeth