Translated to English, probably “Name-of-Star” 3, as in 3rd planet from our star, same system as Star Trek. The key difference is Columbus had no idea where he was going, and aliens have to know exactly where they’re going. Can’t shoot into space and find a planet by accident.
their new colony
“This Land”.
Are the aliens going to rape and enslave?
Probably not Alienia
Open season on the tasty meat creatures
If we’re going by Columbus logic, probably “Jupiter”
Can we get to Jupiter through Earth? No, but at least there’s beaver.
The call it “Dirt”. There was a misunderstanding with the word “Earth” and it got translated to soil or dirt, so they picked “Dirt”.
Water planet with cancerous hairless simian population.
Shithead
Class 13 Death World
The Wet Ball of Trash
