Re the thumbnail: “Here we observe the christofascist in its natural environment, identified by its unique prayer pose, not seen in other species.” They always hold one hand up like that like they’re making an antenna that channels the god energy down to the earth to complete the circuit that makes the magic spell happen.
She’s gonna count every vote? Okay, then. And after that?
BUH.
BYE.

Now that she’s unemployed and unemployable, she needs a hobby and new skills. Learning to count numbers over her finger quantity will be an exciting journey for her. I only hope she stays out of the headlines forever.
She can always go back to giving people food poisoning and/or being performatively ammosexual.
https://www.postindependent.com/news/shooters-grill-no-more/
If find it hard to believe that she can count.
I’m sure even Handy Oakley’s handsy-ness gets tired eventually even for herself
Congrats, Eileen. You did a good job already.





