Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert’s campaign said that it was “investigating some very unusual voting patterns,” as the MAGA congresswoman was on the brink of losing her reelection bid.
As Democrat Eileen Laubacher’s lead over Boebert grew slightly Thursday in the race to represent Colorado’s 4th District, Boebert’s campaign released a statement suggesting foul play. Scott Gessler, the attorney for the campaign, claimed that the votes had been “trending” in Boebert’s favor since election night, “consistently lowering the margin under one percentage point.”
“We are investigating some very unusual voting patterns and expect this election to head to a recount, one way or another,” Gessler continued.
As of Friday morning, Laubacher was still leading Boebert 48.75 percent to 47.94 percent, with 97 percent reporting. The two candidates had a margin of 3,069 votes, more than three times the automatic recount threshold of 921 votes. Boebert’s campaign could still choose to pay for a recount.
Will someone please throw a bucket of water on that witch so we can be done with her?
“…and then she exhaled a big puff of thick white smoke and…POOF!..disappeared.”
Sore loser. This disgusting woman would destroy the United States if she could with her fascist nightmare theocratic ideology.
Sounds like a handy excuse
Try not to jerk anyone off in the parking lot on your way out.
Hey! You! Get back here!
Y’know, I’m sympathetic to her on this one. I keep trying, but it’s like two or three dudes every time I leave a store. It takes forever to get to my car! Well, I mean, like two extra minutes. But y’know, that’s valuable time!
I’m rwminded of the Silicon Valley middle-out discussion about the most efficient method to perk off as ,any dudes as possible. Didn’t that inspire an actual breakthrough in compression algorithms?
most efficient method to perk off
YOU get this cup of coffee, and YOU get this muffin! Enjoy your perks!
Have you got two hands? If so then, FFS, start using both!!
I am! One for me, one for them, sheesh!
Shit. How long is the line?
37 dicks
In a row?
In a row?
36?
36! Does that include me!?!?
…37
No cuts!
That makes sense, the uncut are easier to jerk off.
Yeah. There’s more physical sensation and lube is less required.
And the skin heals faster than whatever tissue makes up the head.
Bit more work to keep clean, but I highly recommend being uncut.
Oh sure, tell me that now!
Idk, I think if my parents knew that I wouldn’t have been so lucky.
Have you ever seen those water-wiggler/infinite tube things people used to give out as party favors way back in the before-times? It kind of works like having a built-in one of those at all times. That’s why they started to encourage people to cut them off in the 1800s. People kind of forget that the whole reason Christians started doing it was prudes getting up in their feelings about men having a good wank and the corpos liking the idea of not being able to jack it without having to pay for some Vaseline or a bottle of Jergens.
Something something quantum mechanics
The real reason for the prevalence of circumcision was to discourage “self-abuse”.
I don’t think it worked.
Why you gotta ruin some dude’s day like that?
Still a net positive to society if she jerks off some guy.
Cry more, fash.
“It’s only fraud if we lose!”
- Republicans
I’m honestly surprised that this old refrain hasnt been shouted kore. Republicans never believe that the people don’t support them.
Also known as the desperate moron defense
“If I win, it’s the will of the people. If you win, you cheated.”
- Morons and Liars
Bye Felicia
at this point I can’t see why she’d bother to pay for a recount. It’s not like her vote will matter in the new congress now, her chance of getting any legislation through is zero. Maybe she just needs the paycheck.
Second verse, same as the first.
Doesn’t she have neglected grandchildren to ignore?
Man, we need to forbid conservatives from seeing the results tallied until the final count is determined. Their malformed minds can’t understand why when you continue to count until everything is counted the total number counted at any time will change.
“Unusual voting patterns” being people actually voting against Republican candidates?
What could have possibly happened to make people change thier votes, it’s highly unusual, people usually just sit there and take it whilst still voting the same way, very strange, only explanation must be voter fraud
Either I win or it wasn’t fair.
-Whinny Maga
