Literally watching a toddler tantrum in a full grown, dementia-addled, man-child.
Trump also denied reports that Canada pulled out of trade negotiations over the weekend over crazy last-minute demands from Trump administration officials such as changing Quebec’s French-language protections.
I could 100% believe trump or one of his idiots tried to make that demand.
But if he didn’t, and Ford just made that shit up, I 100% support that tactic.
Every other country should just do the same shit to trump at the same time.
I want to hear Aussies saying they can’t deal with trump because he demanded the legally define any blade over 3 inches as a sword and not a knife.
I want England to say he wants them to ban beans on toast.
Germany to say he wants to force all beer to be non alcoholic.
Italians saying he wants to ban gluten.
Flood the zone with so much shit he’s constantly on the defensive and doesn’t have the energy to start actual wars or even trade wars.
Keep the baby distracted till midterms and maybe we can get rid of him thru congress. Or at least get him in check somewhat.
Trump also denied reports
I also love how we all basically take this as confirmation that this did in fact happen.
That’s the entire point…
He denies anything that he doesn’t think makes him look better
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Holy shit, this administration is such a fucking embarrassment.
Yeah? Like the Gulf of Mexico?
That one didn’t stick either.
Google maps changed it. It’s still there.
Damn it.
Yeah, but no one calls it that.
Unfortunately, the bootlicks and the cult members do.
If we ever get a Democratic president and they don’t reverse stuff like this immediately, the Democrats might just lose the population forever.
Sure, some might argue it is “just” symbolic to reverse it. But conservatives doing stuff like what donnie does is also symbolic, so reversing it should be NBD and something done immediately.
If anyone Enlightened Centrist ™ or Murc’s Law Media simp asks “why are you doing this?” or “what gives you the right to do this?” - tell them that “the American people elected this President ____ to do the will of the people, blah blah” - in other words, give them the exact same gaslighting bullshit the Republicans do, and never, ever apologize for it, ever.
Hmm let’s rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein files.
I am convinced he started all this when he returned to office because he was pissed at the former Canadian head for being so handsome his wife and daughter swooned over him.
When is Plump ever going to do anything for the American people? I kept hearing about something about winning?
FreshParsnip threatens to rename the Whitehouse the Circus Tent 🎪
Speaking as a Michigander… ( now in California) So stupid. It’s also a shared border with Canada. It is international waters. So we would have a different name for it than Canada. It is already in America, too. North America!
You also learn in school the initialism of HOMES, to remember all of the lakes for a quiz or life or whatever. Not that that matters as much as his pettiness as a “leader.”
He is an absolute embarrassment.
Is he also going to rename Ontario, California?!
The Gulf of Mexico was also international waters and that didn’t stop him.
Good point.
Not international waters, there is a border than runs across Erie, Ontario, Huron and Superior.
These name changes will only confuse idiots who accept them.
It’ll be a vast minority of the world.
One thing he can’t rename are the TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES ™ , eh?

I would post the clip of Christopher Walken in Seven Psychopaths, but that would imply Walken is Trump, and that is an insult I could not completely atone for.
But that also implies I killed him ultimately… Sooooo

So…I predicted Lake Melania in 2025. What do I win?
That’s it, South Canada has gone to far!
Canada should rename lake Michigan, Lake Epstein








