Imagine you woke up tomorrow and found out you’d been in a Truman Show dome your entire life. How would you feel about the fact that they made the Jim Carrey movie and put it where you could see it?
Too boring. Would have been cancelled when I was a boring little kid. Who’s going to watch someone play with Legos for 16 fucking hours straight?
I’d apologize to the viewers that the show has been so dull. I’d probably blame the writers, they obviously hired utter hacks.
Pissed. I’d be pissed. Yall just watched me suffer for decades. For entertainment.
Yeah! Fucking monstrous to not do anything after certain events that happened to me. Or worse, to have planned those? It’s horrible to even think of all the implications.
That’s gonna entertain them even more
If I’d be honest, probably the first thing that I would feel is embarrassment, thinking that the thousand time plus that I beat the meat would look like the movie Shame from 2011
I’d be like “who the f made it like this and who the f watches that”
I was raised religious. I always felt that if there really was a God, I existed solely to be a subject of cruel comedy for it. I think if I found out I was being Truman Show-ed, I’d immediately feel vindicated. Then I’d feel incredibly nihilistic and let’s just say I wouldn’t bother trying to escape or let the show continue.
Where’s my love interest? Why is everything setup to be so shitty in terms of geopolitics and the economy and such? And finally, the viewers better be laughing at my jokes at least.
Well, anyone watching would already know I’m fucked in the head. So I doubt they’d be surprised when I went on a killing spree for having been violated like that
id b like … those muthafukas
I’ll be so excited to get compensation
If I found out today I was in a show, I’d do everything in my power to end the lives of everyone tangentially involved. It would mean my life was already meaningless, so there’s no risk in throwing it away.
When the world shits on your neck, go out hard
Ceiling cam is watching you masturbate.
It would be, anyway. I have one for review and improvement.
We are living it. Right now. Each and every one of us with a phone in our pocket. Except we don’t have paid actors doing the work. Everyone is volunteering to post everything that goes on in our world around us and broadcast it.
“The man held the brightest star in the sky one morning. Then just went to work.”
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