What an absolute knob.
“How would you like a world class military and worse everything else?”
Quite the pitch.
A better idea
Nah we keep Alaska too.
And probably lose Alberta for a few years. It would be like brexit- let us back in please
Yes please
Tbh Jesusland would also probably try to invade and annex large parts of Mexico for some (completely unnecessary) lebensraum
I’ll never surrender a single decent person to the god-botherers and rapists.
Give Canada statehood, buy Greenland, colonize Mars, and do all of these things under the leadership of a bunch of television personalities, the budgetary guidance of a guy who overpaid for Twitter by at least 25 billion and immediately devalued it, and the control of a geriatric, senial moron President. And the dude hasn’t even gotten back in office yet. The Onion doesn’t even stand a chance for the next 4 years.
Hey, Donnie, how about granting DC, who actually want it, statehood first? (We all know why not, they vote the wrong way.)
And Puerto Rico
granting DC statehood would also mean they’d have to change all the license plates. and that’s going to be such a hassle. would it even be worth it? we’d have to think of a new slogan, and it most likely wouldn’t be nearly as witty as the old one. not to mention having to go out and change every single one on every car
I tell you what, we’ll trade you Alberta and Saskatchewan, the BEEF, OIL, AND GAS POWERHOUSES OF CANADA for your libcucked latte sipping west coast states California, Oregon, and Washington.
That’s three of our best states. California is one of our biggest economies, has most of our tech sector (Washington being another one) and has a good use of solar energy. Oregon is beautiful.
You can just have Texas and Florida. No trade required.
That’s three of our best states
I had to try.
And no, we won’t take them back.
No, you keep those two
Shame we don’t have the housing to support mass immigration from blue states.
Our governors are working hard to wall us off from the fascism.
All of it? One state? Strange suggestion.
But I’ve been saying that the reason Donnie wanted to buy Greenland was so that Putin could connect Russia to the United States and isolate Canada, at which point, Putin would basically control >75% of land and the entire Arctic ocean.
Wut.
We have Alaska.
That connects us very minimally east to west.
Greenland connects us across Canada northwards, putting Canada in the middle of Putin controlled land
How? It’s a continental ISLAND
Air and naval bases my dude…
Americans already have an air base in Thule. And that doesn’t make it connected. It’s still an island.
I’m sorry you’re struggling.
Try looking at a map.
There’s a mockumentary about Germany becoming one single canton of Switzerland. Life really does imitate art.
It’s called Der grosse Kanton, if anyone’s interested.
He’s not even in office yet? Is this even legal?
Better slave owners than trump have tried.
Americans didn’t pick up on the subtlety of the response.
Trump won’t.
If you noticed, you’d learn a little about the dynamic between the Hair Guy and Orange Moron.
It’d got all the hallmarks of special ed. And of the two, one of them worked in education and can spell the word.
I have no objection to this so long as Quebec is annexed to France and Trump’s wall is build to contain it.
At this rate, that means everyone gets new fascist overlords.
