the days of slamming are over. it is time to start blasting.

slamming alone is not enough i’m afraid. they also need to “rip” and “jab” them

mtg would have a meltdown if you asked her what day of the week it is. it’s the only reaction she’s capable of

i don’t know about you but i’m still in 2024. didn’t seem like 2024 would be worth switching to

is “rips” the new “slams”?

i think zuckerberg kissed his ass harder and more affectionately than tiktok did

i didn’t even know rjk jr knew how to write

watch them go the route of the nypd on public transit and start posting officers around dumpsters. remember, in america, the answer to any problem is always to increase police funding.

“I really thought that the police were keeping their oaths to the constitution and were stepping aside to let us exercise our constitutionally guaranteed rights,” he told WISH. “I thought it was totally permitted.”

on one hand, this is so dumb that i have a very hard time believing anyone would actually think this. on the other hand, he is a trump supporter, and he did walk into the capital with his mom and then take pictures of it. i’m really at a loss here.

i think the person you’re replying to is making a normative claim. they’re talking about how there really isn’t much difference in maturity/development between a 17 year old and an 18 year old. both ages are way too young for this guy, not to mention the power imbalances, etc. but you’re right that as far as the law is concerned, there is a big difference between 17 and 18 year olds.

given how unknown (to me) all these nominations are, i’m beginning to wonder if he’s picking them based solely on whether or not they have any sexual abuse allegations

you can drop the “probably”. he says those words exactly on every page of das kapital volume 3, although few people make it that far so it’s not exactly common knowledge

it feels similar in spirit to the kind of thing you’d find on fox news. it’s disappointing to see it on the guardian

while 5 affairs may not sound like much by trump standards, please keep in mind that this marriage only lasted 4 years. he’s still averaging over 1 new affair per year

if covid taught us anything, it’s that the easiest way to make a problem “go away” is to stop collecting data about it

granting DC statehood would also mean they’d have to change all the license plates. and that’s going to be such a hassle. would it even be worth it? we’d have to think of a new slogan, and it most likely wouldn’t be nearly as witty as the old one. not to mention having to go out and change every single one on every car

this depends on how many electoral votes canada gets. not to mention that they’d only get two seats in the senate

you mean to tell me the guy who spent the last 12 years scamming the shit out of his base has now done something to betray their trust? i’m going to need a minute……

i think that’s giving them too much credit. i would be surprised if the non-critical thinkers even tried to answer the question. i would expect them to deflect/change the topic/rant about something loosely related.

we are now getting breaking news from his son’s podcast. he’s not even elected yet