• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    6 hours ago

    It just kills me, “Hang on, we’re about to storm the capitol building? Let me not take a shit, put on my fur, horns and makeup real quick. This is gonna make history.”

    What a waste of vaginal dryness.

    • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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      32 minutes ago

      Let me also go unarmed, that’ll be a successful insurrection against a government with tanks, F-35s, and satellite tracking!