Aaaaand that is what really happened
I demand he stop appearing in public. Or talking at all for that matter. That would be safest for everyone.
Is the event were they roast the president? The very thing Trump fucking hates above anything else is people making fun of him? Why he skip it every time?
How funny the one time he attends one there is an assassination attempt. If not staged the the universe or this fucking simulation we live in is fucked up.
They had already fired the comedian for saying negative things about the administration, actually. They hired a magician, or mentalist, or something like that instead.
And there’s the grift.
If the 5000 security people at every event did their jobs, there wouldn’t be any problems.
Also he manages to golf everywhere just fine
No. How about those Epstein-Trump Files?
Toddler denied racecar bed, shits pants at kindergarten and insist this proves racecar beds are necessary
Hahaha, good one.
So this event has gone on more than 100 years without incident and gunmen seem to follow you wherever you go. Sounds like a you problem.
He’s fine. The current system worked as planned. If anything, this shows how unnecessary his big beautiful ball hole is.
Besides, I’m more interested in protecting my own family than ensuring this pedophile rapist feels cozier while stoking outrage everywhere he goes:
Yeah, once the system fails and he’s assassinated, then we can talk about how to improve things. Can’t rush these things.
There’s a lot more things that need improvement in the meant time.
You gotta clean up your house before we start building new things. For all you know, there’s already a perfectly useable bunker laying around here somewhere. Let’s start by getting the Epstein files out of here. Just put them on the curb, someone will take them for you
“The world is big and scary. Everybody hates me and makes fun of me. I don’t want to leave my houses. Make them come here. I don’t wanna go anywhere ever again. I need a diappy change.”
– Donald Trump, maybe
How bout no
