• Bahnd Rollard@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        Quickly Mr. President, help me bring the guests to your fancy ballroom a cask of amontillado we keep in the secret bunker.

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      8 hours ago

      It’s scheduled to be completed months before the election, but the part he cares about is underground.

      The thing is, even if there’s absolutely zero way to get inside, it doesn’t mean shit if no one outside the bunker listens to him.

      It would be the perfect ending to this if he really goes down into a bunker with his closest circle who have the supplies to live decades…

      And after waiting a while we just seal the doors.

      It would 100% be worse than prison for everyone sealed in there. Just leave them to die together in a hole.

      But the ironic part is there was already a bunker there, and it’s likely now compromised.

      So if the new one doesn’t get finished, there won’t be any bunker under his direct control.

      He wanted to build his own, so that no one else knew how to open it. Like, if he went to one of the still secret bunkers like under Biltmore, people that are outside know how to get him out.