blowing up the largest oil field in the world would be absolutely mental and therefore this is just a bluff, right? there’s no way he would actually bomb South Pars off the map because it would immediately cause permanently geopolitical shifts + Iran bombing Israel and then… lol
How in the holy fuck does an oil field attack anything?
Destroying oil and gas infrastructure and blocking supply is Iran’s only real card to play at this point. If the administration takes out Iran’s infrastructure it will skyrocket prices for everyone as well.
As if a promise to not attack their gas fields is worth anything. Israel respects nothing, least of all this cuck president’s promises, if they can even hear him with the ghost of epstein’s dick in his mouth.
massively blow up
His command of the English language is as singular as his intellect.
What’s the new line on Mesopotamia on the daily show nothing bad will happen it can only good happen I like that one.
Is there a web site that tracks the most grammatical incorrect word salad snippets? If there isn’t one someone should make one.
How would you keep up with it?
“Massively blow up” is the kind of expression that indicates that a person is a complete fucking drooling moron. It’s the type of expression that should be utterly disqualifying for any serious role in any serious situation and yet here we are.
We’re a nation full up of fucking suckers, and unfortunately even the vast minority of people that aren’t bottom sucking dupees have to live with it.
We suck. We’re like a drunk school bus driver trying to say that we’re sober enough to drive the kids to school when in reality we’ve got a .20 BAC at 6:30am.
Gas prices go brrrr
