blowing up the largest oil field in the world would be absolutely mental and therefore this is just a bluff, right? there’s no way he would actually bomb South Pars off the map because it would immediately cause permanently geopolitical shifts + Iran bombing Israel and then… lol



What’s the new line on Mesopotamia on the daily show nothing bad will happen it can only good happen I like that one.
Is there a web site that tracks the most grammatical incorrect word salad snippets? If there isn’t one someone should make one.
How would you keep up with it?