blowing up the largest oil field in the world would be absolutely mental and therefore this is just a bluff, right? there’s no way he would actually bomb South Pars off the map because it would immediately cause permanently geopolitical shifts + Iran bombing Israel and then… lol



His command of the English language is as singular as his intellect.
What’s the new line on Mesopotamia on the daily show nothing bad will happen it can only good happen I like that one.
Is there a web site that tracks the most grammatical incorrect word salad snippets? If there isn’t one someone should make one.
How would you keep up with it?