blowing up the largest oil field in the world would be absolutely mental and therefore this is just a bluff, right? there’s no way he would actually bomb South Pars off the map because it would immediately cause permanently geopolitical shifts + Iran bombing Israel and then… lol



“Massively blow up” is the kind of expression that indicates that a person is a complete fucking drooling moron. It’s the type of expression that should be utterly disqualifying for any serious role in any serious situation and yet here we are.
We’re a nation full up of fucking suckers, and unfortunately even the vast minority of people that aren’t bottom sucking dupees have to live with it.
We suck. We’re like a drunk school bus driver trying to say that we’re sober enough to drive the kids to school when in reality we’ve got a .20 BAC at 6:30am.