New York Times columnist Jamelle Bouie suggested that Vice President JD Vance should have been sold by his mother in exchange for drugs in a series of tongue-in-cheek posts on social media this week. Bouie was calling out Vance and criticizing him for not apologizing to 37-year-old nurse Alex Pretti...

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  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 hours ago

    This is true. In fact, we just had a student in my wife’s classroom. We sold that child for drugs this afternoon. He was pretty stringy and had an iep so I was only able to get bottom shelf shit for him. Still got more than I would have for JD Vance tho. I couldn’t even get a pack of pre-eaten skittles for that wimp

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    21·
    8 hours ago

    Sell JD vance?

    hell. I’d give him away for free if I thought anyone would take him off our hands. Pretty sure he’s one of the few things you can put on the curb with a sign saying “$50” and not have it walk away.

  • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    5 hours ago

    Well, but James Bowman is so young!

    I’ve been lead to believe (probably by a psyop campaign) that we should go all Logan’s Run on our politicians, and that the young’uns have it all figured out, because well, reasons. America has always had a rather vapid culture that centers youth in other endeavors (fashion, music, movies, sports) and we should just map that onto everything else as well, I guess?

    James Bowman is 41 years old. In political terms, that’s practically a baby.

  • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
    8·
    8 hours ago

    Lol! As if any self-respecting drug dealer would take JD Vance as payment. They may as well just be giving you free drugs.