The mad king sentenced the jester to the deepest of the prisons, for he did not like the act. It was mayhaps too truthful to the court, that they should see themselves in the large mirror, held by the jester himself as his special number.
Trump is so pathetic
Plus he wants to chintz it up
Wait shit really?
Everybody point and laugh
I guess this is what a civil war is for isn’t it?
Typical loser mentality.
Real “you can’t quit, I’m firing you” energy.
“I’m taking my ball going home”
When do they do this for the Melania movie?
“You cannot choose to not attend this movie, cuz we are taking it off the MARKET! So there!”
So I checked some local theaters Lincoln Omaha, and it seems like at every showing throughout the day there’s one or two seats taken. If or didn’t mean supporting ticket sales, I’d almost want to get a huge group of friends, dress in drag and pride flags and purchase every ticket around that person’s seat.
I wonder if some people are buying tickets and not attending.
They should have just put out a Melania porno from Epstein’s blackmail videos. That had better marketing potential.
The biggest man-baby in human history.
There’s always Nikki Minaj, Kid Rock and Jellyroll. 🙄
Edit: Forgot to add Carrie Underwood.
Sorry to tell you but you might want to reconsider about Minaj:
All that shit is known. Case in point, how Ke$ha was blacklisted because she tried to hold Dr. Luke accountable. Also, that shit doesn’t absolve her of marrying a fucking pedophile knowingly.
Oh, my bad. I meant you should reconsider about her being someone they should listen to because she won’t be releasing a new album. Not because she’s not a piece of shit anymore!
Got it. LoL.
I assume he’s going to put cheap gold plastic plated bs all over it and inside it
When Trump WINS, everyone loses.
When Trump LOSES, everyone loses.
Yes, when Trump, everyone loses.
Even Trump?
Turning to the room: “When Franz Ferdinand drinks”, he cried, “everybody drinks!” … Sure enough, just before sliding out the door, Der F. F., with a demonic grin, screamed: “And when Franz Ferdinand pays, everybody pays!”
—Thomas Pynchon, Against the Day
Happy second cake day!
Ahh yes, the day I had to leave Reddit due to troll farms and A.I. and bots.
THANKS!
Is this the government efficiency I’ve heard so much about?
Officially, the Center will close for massive renovations. According to President Dumb-Dumb, two years of closure is the only way to bring the Kennedy Center to “the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur.”
This is the answer.
(I love Wonkette, by the way. Ostensibly a site for satire, but more truthful than much of the so-called “serious” media.)
