I wanna see the log files from her phone’s face unlock feature during the period when she Mar-a-Lagoed herself with a brick in a sock.
Go fuck yourself.
I think that’s all she really needs: a good fucking. Someone do us a favor, take one for the team!
Papers, please!
So what do they consider proof? A photo of scan of an active passport? Or the actual physical passport?
Kristi Noem should be prepared to prove her humanity on the stand.
Tell Ice agents you have your papers right here in this holster.
Most efficient way would be to shoot (near maybe?) the person asking. The requirements for acquisition of a gun should be sufficiently rigorous to prove your identity right?
Will a cup of my piss be enough proof?
Gestapo: PAPERS!
Hey america: have the day you voted for!
If you’re not in the US its coming for you next rest assured.
If you are I challenge you to expect your candidates to actually earn your vote instead of being a servile piggie to people who clearly do not give a fuck what happens to you at all one way or the other.








