jballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agoMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down10
arrow-up1208arrow-down1external-linkMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comjballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·6 hours ago“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
minus-squareN0t_5ure@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·6 hours ago“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
minus-squarejonne@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 hours agoI was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoWere in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.
“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
I was kind of hoping the defence would produce a receipt that confirmed it was a BLT without onions, hence proving the agent committed perjury.
Were in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.