A Spanish-language immersion daycare in a leafy residential neighborhood on the North Side of Chicago was raided by federal immigration agents on Wednesday and a teacher was taken away, panicking school administrators and parents of infants, toddlers and pre-kindergarten children at the center, a staff worker at the daycare told Reuters.
Footage obtained by local WGN-TV showed two men, one in a balaclava, dragging a woman out of the colorfully decorated front doors of Rayito de Sol daycare center as she screamed. The men wore vests that said “Police” but no other agency markings were visible.
They could not capture their target in any other way except to raid a daycare in the middle of the day.
The entire US Intelligence system was helpless to find where this daycare worker lived and only a crack team of secret police, bravely facing down toddlers, could bring this horrible criminal to justice who recently overstayed her tourist visa in civil violation of immigration laws. May such a criminal never return from Ghana, or whichever civil-war embroiled country is accepting prisoners for crash.
I’m glad to report that not a single agent was hit by a sandwich, or otherwise grievously injured. The deployment of chemical agents was completely within agency policy, the mob of children were charging the police and according to reports, throwing rocks. After arresting the responding EMS workers, initial reports are that there were no injuries.
May our brave warriors carry on protecting us from tourists working thanksless jobs. My heart goes out to you, all of the best people are saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.