Off topic: she needs a new name, i keep reading MTG as magic the gathering.
I call her Howler Monkey #2.
(I also call Boebert Howler Monkey #2. I don’t want to give either of them the benefit of being #1… and I can’t keep them straight anyhow.)
Marjorie, the Traitor is a 1/1 with deathtouch. When she enters the battlefield, all players lose 2 life.
A+
Edit: for those of you that might not get it, in this case Majorie, the Traitor would be part of a Green deck (well, it could be mono green deathtouch but it’s probably green/black deathtouch).
Golgari gang
J6 pipe bomber.
Tap for 1 Red MAGA
Oooo, that’s a manna burn.
Metal Troll Gear
I read it as Minetest Game.
MTG doesn’t need a redemption arc, stop reporting on her
Socalist, free housing?
…and why she wasn’t also invited?
