Fart in comically obnoxious ways. Examples include the Doggy Leg Lift, the Goatse, the Modified Goatse, and one I simply call “The Hamburgler’s Revenge.”

Dance like nobody’s watching. Get that stanky leg goin

I like to sneak blueberries into people’s pockets.

Be depressed

My mind goes ``Hey buddy, what if we started doing that negative self talk out loud?"

All the fun stuff that “society” and “etiquette” denies us:

• Make weird noises with my mouth and imitate cartoon characters
• Fart, burp, pick my nose, and pick eye boogers
• Listen to the same song out loud on repeat
• Laugh maniacally at funny videos

Eat unhealthily.

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Sing out loud.

I’m not a cruel man, so I don’t do it in company.