Daily reminder that the Nobel Prize was (still is) purely a marketing move to scrub the reputation of the Merchant of Death, Alfred Nobel. Because he got butthurt that the newspapers had the audacity to shed light on the truth about his horrible legacy.

The first Nobel Peace Prize went to the woman he had a crush on and never got over even decades after she dumped his explosive peddling ass.

She also donated the award to Trump and asked him to invade to overthrow the democratically elected socialist leadership.

they should’ve given the piss prize to satanyahu

María Cochina Machado