Gee I sure am glad polygraph tests are proven lie detectors and have no issues whatsoever! It’s almost like hearing someone mention phrenology now.
I mean, they’re fascists. They’re almost certainly into full-on eugenics, let alone phrenology!
And it’s almost like, those who have been trained and operate within military and intelligence are the best at compartmentalizing information, making it really easy to beat those… Almost like it.
They work perfectly…if all you want to know is who’s nervous about being interrogated.
Honeypots / web traffic monitoring can work though
Everyone Googling “beat polygraph” gonna be in doo doo!
What a maroon. Polygraphs are a famously flawed pseudoscience. Might as well ask them to look you straight in the eye to prove they aren’t lying.
There is a reason they aren’t admissible in court. You can have the same results by flipping a coin.
Quality of evidence doesn’t matter if you control the courts. tapshead.gif
Worse, actually. Polygraph are biased against the truthful.
If his hands werent so tiny, I bet Trump would do the firm handshake test.
The guys who invited a reporter to a fucking WhatsApp convo want to hunt for leaks?
Underrated comment.
And what’s that guy in the mirror hiding?
“Leaks”. More like a “loyalty test”.
It’s pseudoscience. Lie detectors aren’t real. They don’t work.
They can pay me to come in and read palms and do tarot readings. Probably more accurate.
Idiots.
I have some chicken bones left over from last nights dinner. For only $1000 a head I’ll throw them on the ground and tell you all about someone.
Yes, they know polygraphs are inconclusive, this is obviously about systemic harassment and abuse. It’s part of the purge.
They filed charges a few years on a guy who wrote a book on how to beat them. If they did that then they know they can be manipulated. If they can be fooled then they are useless. I read a article several years ago that stated the first scientist the US government hired to study them concluded it was pseudo science. They were fired and replaced by a group that concluded they worked. No surprise there.
I can’t find the article to match up with that statement anymore but there are plenty studies debunking them. I want one to play with. I can to a certain extent manipulate my heart rate. I found this out when I had a heart attack. They hook me up almost every time I go in the hospital which I’ve been back three times. I can alter my heart rate to slow down and speed up enough make it alarm. I can also control my blood pressure if I’m in the right frame of mind. If I can do that I’m sure I could manipulate a polygraph. I want to be able to write my name with one.
Leaks? Prolly another signal chat between Pete and tulsi. Traitors.
Maybe do the right things and dont alienate people and tou won’t have to worry about leaks.
Now is a good time to be friends with like the half dozen polygraph techs employed by the government…
Something tells me counterintelligence technicians who operate polygraph equipment lean pretty heavily on the conservative/MAGA side. Maybe not MAGA, but definitely conservative.
I mean, they know they’re snake oil salesman… So there’s a good chance you’re right. Then again, it’s very easy to befriend a MAGAt. Be white, complain about immigrants and Brown people. You pass their sniff test. Then once they trust you, use it to your fullest advantage.
MAGAts love to think that everyone secretly agrees with them, which will ultimately be their downfall. Not even 30% of white Americans under 50 are MAGAts. And those are the people that have guns, can soldier, and can easily gain trust.
accidents happen all the time. A stove burner gets left on, and HVAC exhaust pipe gets blocked, etc.
Oh, and you’re already seeing this. That’s why all the recent mass shootings/targeted killings have been perpetrated by MAGAts. They aren’t a cohesive force. They don’t even know friend from foe
“Are you now or ever been a member of the communist party?”
Isn’t hegseth the leak? How many unsecure group chats with random people has he made now?
There’s a book, written by s former “operator” of a polygraph. The book speaks of the machines EXTREME limitations, and also explains how one would screw up the results.
But, despite the uselessness of the machine, they’re just looking for people with the wrong politics. Plain and simple.
Plly is a pretext for asking “questions”
This is just about removing everyone they don’t like because there was a spike on the e-meter Polygraphs don’t work as well as people think.
Except they don’t work…
Good thing those ekg outputs mean nothing.
