Relax, it’s just a stroke, guy
“Doc says I can rub one out whenever I want!”
“No, Donald, he said you could have a stroke at any time”
Just havin’ a lil stroke calm down
relax guys!
Just another Thursday Stroke, don’t mind him! 👍
Imagine if he died before Biden
High volume activity and movement after a stroke pretty much guarantees a secondary event. Just saying.
If you’re going to get 3 billion people’s hopes up, you better be fucking right
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It’s ok he had it a few weeks ago
What does this mean? You should be sedentary after a stroke?
he should be or the chance of a second stroke is much higher.
Well, no matter which side wins it’s sure to be entertaining
Maybe Kirk was one of his horcruxes
I read the headline earlier, with no picture, and thought yeah he always looks like a bloated orange monster that tracks.
Actually seeing the pictures all I can think of is the training I did on FAST, literally the F is for face drooping, that old mother fucker is having a god damned stroke…
The acronym FAST is good to know:
From https://www.mass.gov/info-details/stroke-signs-and-symptoms-act-fast
Face
Arms
Speech
TimeOne last thing. It’s ted-ed but here’s a brain researcher who experienced and analyzed a stroke as one happened:
https://youtu.be/mYD7Y9CXeUwCw if you need: she displays and handles a real human brain and spinal cord
TIA in progress.
Man, it’s annoying seeing a headline starting with “Trump, 79” that doesn’t end with “dead”.
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We can call him Droopy Donny now right?
Always could
Hey! … maybe the stroke might just mellow him out and he might not act so strange or say such terrible things
Evidence shows brain damage tends to make people even LESS empathetic and thus MORE fascist.
Case in point: Fetterman
For real? Because that didn’t happen to my wife.
It is fairly common for certain types of head trauma to be followed up with personality changes depending on the severity and type of brain injury, usually frontal lobe damage. A lot of people become more paranoid and angry, which often leads to their political views leaning to the far right.
Here’s an article on the subject. https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rstb.2020.0137
I had a traumatic head injury that required brain surgery as a child and it’s never lead to any of those kinds of symptoms, but it wasn’t anything involving the frontal lobe.
Thanks, that’s informative. Fortunately her frontal lobe was unaffected.
As rare as that possibility might be, that’d be really cool to see/hear!
I hope he sees all these types of posts where people are actively HOPING he had a stroke.
😊
Doubt he lives to the midterms.
Time to go to a locked facility grandpa
Literally every 79 year old has already had a small stroke of some kind. TIA they are called. He’s on soooo many meds. Shits his pants daily.
