• drhodl@lemmy.world
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    It shits me that the orange plague is going to die in comfort, surrounded by expensive doctors easing his symptoms. The pedophile cunt deserves ALL the suffering in the world, after the harm he has caused to humanity !

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      He’s vain. If he really did have a stroke, and can comprehend the fact that people are making fun of his droopy crooked smirk; that is worse than prison for him.

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    he’ll be the oldest president in history upon leaving office.

    That assumes he makes it 3 years. I’m not so sure that his health will hold out that long.

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    Famous people always die three at a time. It’s a rule…of three. Let’s go #2!

    And if this is from a stroke, $100 says that’s where he was that weekend he “died”.

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    He had a stroke. COVID infected in at his age have double the chances of stroke later on.

    He can talk to Charlie about how karma is a bitch.

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    14 hours ago

    Serious question - given the changes in the US government recently, what are the odds a president JD Vance tries to continue the push toward authoritarianism?

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    Bell’s Palsy maybe? I don’t think stroke victims are able to pretend they are well while it is in progress.

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      That was my first thought too. Bells Pasy just makes your face droop. You’re not cognitively impaired in any way from it. My step dad had that back about 10 years ago maybe? Only thing that makes me think it might be more is his face is far droopier than my stepdads ever was.

      I feel like Bells Palsy is a sort of paralysis from the virus/bacteria (i forget which one it is that causes it). And this seemed more extreme. But who knows, cant diagnose someone from a picture.

      Edit: Cause unknown for Bells Pasy. You learn something new every day. I thought it was caused by a virus or bacterial infection, thats what I was told as a kid.

  • BeBopALouie@lemmy.ca
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    17 hours ago

    South Park should do an episode with the child rapists dick also drooping on one side.

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    False hope sucks, don’t tell us until something more substantial happens

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      Right before i got banned from reddit, people starting posting articles that said “Trump, 79, build a new concrete garden…”

      Stop playing with my emotions like that!!! Those titles aren’t cool.

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      Yeah, people have been saying this kind of thing for almost 10 years now. It’s wishful thinking.

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    Can’t wait to see trump wearing sunglasses and going everywhere with Hegseth and RFK Jr. propping him up as they walk around and pretend to have him whisper things in their ear that they relay to us.

    They’ll probably just be boring and use AI, but I’m still hoping for a Weekend at Bernie’s.