

In their defense…it is very difficult to crawl back up into one’s own ass
Banned from Reddit for making jokes about Nazis
In their defense…it is very difficult to crawl back up into one’s own ass
Jerry once licked my taint. I’ll never be able to figure out why. Pretty sure he just licks taint for a hobby or something.
I should clarify, hand out the window, middle finger held high. Fuck that guy.
It’s not much, but maybe someone here will care.
There was a gigantic Trump banner on a building in a medium Illinois city that I drove past a few times a week.
I flipped it off and yelled at it (as loud as I could) every time I passed.
It was finally taken down a couple weeks ago.
Not sure if it was me, or the wind, or the people that put it up changed their minds or others changed it for them.
…But it’s gone now, which makes that section of that city’s Broadway much more beautiful.
There is hope. Don’t give up. That’s what they want.
I don’t know many people over 80 that don’t need a shit ton of daily assistance.
They spend most of their time at home (or, all too often; forgetting where they even are)
He’s vain. If he really did have a stroke, and can comprehend the fact that people are making fun of his droopy crooked smirk; that is worse than prison for him.