Mine is
“Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart.”
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I’m getting mixed signals.
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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Girls don’t pay bills here, sad though!
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If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
What’s a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro.
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart
