There is no Russian city called Leningrad anymore, but apparently no one bothered to tell Donald Trump.

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  • Plum@lemmy.world
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    … sparks?

    I hate it here. Fucker has been riddled with syphilis and shitting himself since the 1980s and we allowed him to take the presidency twice.

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        I won’t shut up about it.

        I had to explain to my father that, because of the wording of the new york penal code, the only reason that trump isn’t a convicted rapist is that the defendant could not assert on the stand whether Donald Trump penetrated her with his penis or his finger. Digital rape is a sexual assault charge. Rape needs a penis.

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          I wonder why she couldn’t tell the difference. South Park again more on point than expected.

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      Are there citations for this? I’m genuinely asking, for context and so I can feel comfortable repeating it.

      Edit: I don’t understand why this deserves a downvote. Im not defending Trump. I’m not trolling. I legit wanna hear stories about Trump shitting himself and the signs he has syphilis.

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      It would take all 20 Republican seats to get flipped in 2026 to have any chance at all of removing Trump cuz you know not a single fucking republican will vote to remove his ass.

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        They might. It’s political suicide to turn on him one at a time. But they’re not all idiots.

        If some of them see an opportunity, they might turn. It just needs to be coordinated and effective. Because if you take that shot, you better not miss.

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          Every Republican is an idiot. 100%. They’re all the enemy. They’re a part of a self serving idiocracy but like all idiots they’re too stupid to competently serve themselves, either.

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    During his campaign last year, Trump thought that Johnny Carson was still alive and available to take back the Tonight Show.

    Not a peep from the media or even Lemmy. It was, “Biden senile.”

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    The president’s age was all the news could talk about until Biden dropped out. Suddenly it wasn’t a problem anymore.

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    Why are we using not having dementia as the intellectual benchmark for someone to lead a country. Dude can’t read or do basic maths let alone understand more complex economics or geopolitics.

    Even when he fails the dementia test we will resort to simply checking for a pulse, and I bet once he dies it will be covered up for as long as possible.

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      You know, I wonder how far they’ll take medical technicalities in the future. Could they keep the current SCOTUS on the bench for 200 years as a morbid ship of Theseus because it’s a lifetime appointment? Just replace their organs with machinery as they fail?

      What if Roberts’ brain-in-a-jar occasionally drifted into sentience just to mouthlessly scream about how disappointed he is that nobody respects the court anymore? It would at least make me feel a little better.

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      Had to be provided briefings in infographic and have it explained because his brain is fuckin putty.

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      I was never concerned … I always knew he was an idiot … now, not only is he an idiot … he’s an old demented idiot

      And the best part is … the best and brightest of America decided he was the man for the top job!

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        No, “the best and brightest” just make up a much smaller percentage of the electorate than was necessary.

        At this point I’m also not convinced the convicted fraudster and his white-supremacist gang of ghouls simply flat-out rigged the election while the “both sides” folks tried hard not to notice.

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    A White House spokesperson wrote the following statement, in part: “Joe Biden started this brutal war, and President Trump is trying to stop the killing.”

    No, Dementia Donnie is standing in the nearby carwash wrapped in tissue paper trying to play checkers with a rubber chicken as one of play pieces.

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    Corporate News Sewers: Hey now that trump is predisent again, doesn’t it seem like he’s so demented people should be concerned?

    Everyone not a MAGAt: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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    He… he thinks he CAN get Moscow and “Leningrad” for free? 🤔 You don’t trade cities like sports players…

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    I thought the long winded rambling about medians in the middle of his conference declaring martial law on Washington was a pretty big red flag

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    The discrepancy between the reporting of Biden’s word fumbles and Trump’s word diarrhea tells you all you need to know about mass media.

    I was tearing my hair out people losing their shit at Biden taking a second to remember a word, while Trump got to speak like a fucking lunatic, without rhyme or reason, just because he’s cocked up and speaks faster.