• dhork@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “What are you trying to build?” one reporter shouted.

    “Missiles,” Trump responded, presumably joking. “Nuclear missiles,” he repeated while making the gesture of a rocket launching.

    Trump then ignored a question on Gaza and walked back inside.

    If someone wrote this into a script, they would have gotten fired

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      … This is one of those comments where I’m sure it’s a joke until the last bit, and now I am obligated to actually open the article and find out.

      E: yep, there it is at the very bottom.

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    3 months ago

    What a splendid day to be on the roof, Mr. President. Now, pray tell, what’s your involvement on the Epstein files?

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    WTF? Yeah sure, I want to see receipts.

    Trump said it was “Just more ways to spend my money,” adding “Just more ways to spend my money for the country.”

    “Anything I do is financed by me,” he stressed.

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    3 months ago

    Lookin for Jimmy and Willy’s spent roaches. Or some Obama solar panels to tear off in spite.

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    Probably trying to fight off the flak he gets because he can’t ever be in public without hiding behind bullet proof glass. ‘See I wandered on the roof like a fucking lunatic, unnanouced for 3 minutes, in such a big, brave, boy!’

    In all seriousness though, he must be trying to get killed. Such an easy shot.

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    The only thing thats predictable about Trump is he will lie, and be unpredictable. Some days I legit think he’s literally lost his mind, just a husk of a person being weekend at bernies strode around with strings on his hands…