Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has taken her trademark blend of conspiracy theories and performative outrage to new heights — literally. This time, she’s

What a stupid bitch.

    • ijedi1234@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      2 days ago

      Aha! You seem to misunderstand the ways of our mighty LORD, also known as the Demiurge!

      You see, the Demiurge created our material universe, and he treats it like a bored player messing around in the Sims. The Democrats are interfering with God’s control over the weather - this will no doubt incur his most terrible wrath! For you see, the Demiurge hates it when Sims rise above their station, and will be sure to lay a smackdown on everyone involved. If we are to survive, we must appease the Demiurge’s ego, and stop the Democrats from poking the beehive, lest all of reality be destroyed!

  • nymnympseudonym@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Greene has introduced a bill to outlaw “weather modification and geoengineering”

    Okay, so her reasons for putting this forward are because she is a grown woman with a Sky Daddy.

    But she’s right, in this case, for two reasons.

    1. IMO as an engineer seeing how casually and quickly we are putting increasingly capable AI shit into fucking everything … some regulations to control things like weather modification, geoengineering, and godlike intelligence are a pretty good idea.

    2. She does not seem to realize that dumping gigatons of CO2 into the atmosphere very much counts as “geoengineering”

  • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 days ago

    I’ve found that dipshits like her don’t really have much of a definition of what is “natural” vs. what is “playing [their] god”. For example, are they okay with domesticated animals and domesticated plants? Isn’t evolution guided by humans “playing god”?

    Because if not, I have no idea what the fuck she would eat. I challenge her to show me something that has not been shaped by man.

    I would ask the same question about vaccines, but a lot of these dumbfucks have resorted to some of the same talking points their stupid forebears did when vaccines were first introduced, so I think her answer might be incredibly stupid.

    And, as people keep pointing out…I know the brainless like her reject AGW, but we are all modifying weather right now and have been for quite some time…

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      2 days ago

      The same kind that takes the first humans, who, not having knowledge of good and evil, places them in a garden with a tree whose fruit would give them that knowledge, tells them, ‘yeah, but don’t eat that fruit.’, and then blames them when they eat the fruit.

      if the story is to be believed… god set humanity up to fall. literally. so that he could then come down and rape teenage girl so that he could be born into this world, so that he could kill himself, to save us from himself…