When asked where I’m going, “straight to hell if I don’t change my ways”.

Lately I say “what the fuck” a lot of

“What in the bomb crustable fuck?” or “Heaven’s Hell!”

I have quite a few Noodleisms I use on a regular basis. “Not with that attitude” is often a fun one, but I’m quite partial to “… but I’m not a botanist” when I’m sharing an amateurish opinion on something that is in no way related to plants.

Whenever a non-stranger asks how I’m doing my go to reply is “Eh. I’m about as miserable as I usually am.” other than that, I have a bad habit of ending sentences with “eh?” or “ya know?” when speaking

“Holy smokes!” – in response to something not that interesting occurring

At the end of the day, it gets dark.

eat shit

I did in elementary school. “To the max!”

G-Dang it! I normally have no filter for profanity, so people always laugh when I use it. I stole it from the Neature Walk series on YouTube.

I jokingly say “who did/was that?” when it was obviously me. For example: After a fart that I announced before.

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