Yawn.

So in other words, you fear corruption has gone so deep that you’re not even sure that your nukes are in working order

Meaning that Putin will be very cross, stomp his feet and slam a few doors impotently, then cry himself to sleep in his body pillow?

To include standing there, menacingly.

Russian MP - Fuck off.

Keep rattling that sabre and it will be worn out before you try and use it.