Yawn.

So in other words, you fear corruption has gone so deep that you’re not even sure that your nukes are in working order

Russian MP - Fuck off.

To include standing there, menacingly.

Meaning that Putin will be very cross, stomp his feet and slam a few doors impotently, then cry himself to sleep in his body pillow?

Keep rattling that sabre and it will be worn out before you try and use it.