Carbon based. Not overly precocious.


The Kansas GOP said it was “disgusted” by the comments and that they do not reflect the views of Kansas Republicans, who, it emphasized, “elected a black chair a few months ago.”
We elected a token black guy, so we’re not racist.


These are the results of collectively deciding to never hold Trump accountable for anything, for the duration of his life.


This feels like a …
turning point?


This would be the actual jack-booted thuggery that the NRA used to bleat about.
Surely, the NRA is raising holy hell about tyranny, now that it’s here.


You’re gonna have to do some heavy fucking lifting to help break what you helped create.
You’re not the enemy of my enemy just yet.


I’m living a months long existential crisis because I now live in a reality where I share an opinion with the Jewish space lasers bimbo…
The idiot enemy of my enemy is my idiot friend.


Out of all the Republicans whose guts i hate, I think that I like MTG the best:
Classier than Lauren Bobert.
Hates Laura Loomer, and would beat the fucking brakes off of her if they got into it.
It’s not much, but I’ll take it.


Sounds like he’s trying to jumpstart the Butlerian Jihad through taunting.


Husband of judge who blocked ‘Alligator Auschwitz’ shutdown has ties to DeSantis


Bend the knee again. I dare ya. I double dog dare ya.


You sick bastard. That would totally work.


Rubio should steal his Barbie dolls and watch him go berserk.


It didn’t take long for them to wilt.
So much for their posturing.


These are the child molesters that want to know all of your personal information, and to rule over you.
Edit: it is fucking disgusting that the above sounds like hyperbole, when it is merely a statement of fact.


Americans must love how much money Trump spends on his friends.
Probably not while grocery shopping, but still.
Plus it’s foreign aid.
Like they give to the Israelis. Who have Universal Healthcare.


Nice work missing the reference, you Moran.


The vast majority of them will fall in line.
A non-zero percentage of them are toeing the party line for the sake of solidarity/perceived winning, but are unhappy because it’s bullshit.


What a little bitch.
Also, release the Epstein Files.
This can be put to rest quite decisively:
Get fingerprints.
Or would that undermine the prank theory?