Ruby Ranger seems to be trying.

The development of Doom and Quake is a tragedy with no villains. Daikatana has several.

Having watched one (1) video about this game, I’d guess the best fix would be making the combat unhinged. Don’t polish it. Crack it. Make it fit the batshit nonsense story, by being interesting, instead of sensible.

No Man’s Sky did it first.

Just a little bit pregnant.

That seems like lynching with more steps.

Nothing in a video game should cost real money.

Ban the entire business model.

To include standing there, menacingly.

I’m going blind reading these fucking headlines.

What editor shortens all condemnation to slams! but allows a quintuple negative?

Stop fucking calling it that.

Oh god, Ni-Cd. Six hours of charging for fifteen minutes of use.

From 1990 to 2000, AA capacity in watt-hours basically doubled. Which did mean anything you had could have modern batteries, since you’d just… buy new batteries.

This is mostly how the DMG Game Boy needed 4 AAs and the Game Boy Pocket got away with 2 AAAs.

It’s a BRIBE. Stop fucking softening it! This isn’t Jimmy Carter’s peanut farm. A foreign government just gave a million-dollar object to The Idiot, personally.

“We’re not sure if this is allowed, so we’ll let him ruin lives and military careers while it gets hashed out.”

Dumb as fuck.

Nothing good is allowed to happen ever again.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with you?

Wait what? They even said they fixed the leveling, in the announcement video! This was the one thing everyone agreed was broken, and it barely mattered which mod you chose to fix it, because all of them were an improvement. How’d they fuck this up twice?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh no, different people. Acknowledging their existence would violate my rights.

Apply consequences.

Stop putting fascist spin in the damn headline.