Ban advertising entirely.

Put someone in jail.

Stop drawing lines in the sane and apply consequences, god dammit.

If we held these things indoors ten years ago we might not be in this mess.

People in Texas think plenty about Texas politicians, and are the only people allowed to select Texas politicians, and they seem to think it would be funny if Republican candidates skinned a live dog on national television.

I mean, Ted Cruz’s opponent was in a band. How gauche.

Unless his magical immunity to laws stops working outside the Texas border, I’m not sure what the fuck would change.

The Onion could publish a headline like ‘Ken Paxton kills local man for sport, nothing expected to happen.’

The appropriate use of this technology would be to make rendering dirt cheap and then apply style transfer as a constant overhead. But really, it should be something the game does. Like if you develop on some 500 FPS relic of an engine, but train with offline renders of whatever you want it to look like. Full global illumination, true subsurface scattering, flawless hair sims. all that fancy shit. Spend an hour path-tracing each frame. That’s the look you’ll fake on top of a fullbright Source g-buffer.

Probably the Reliant Robin.

Like it matters which hat he was wearing when he committed insurrection.

It’s almost like buying things means you own them.

Fuck any criminal treatment for civil copyright whining, but moreover:

Linux is free.

Still white spyware.

Anticheat needs to be about more than ‘you’re not allowed to look inside your own computer.’

“I can’t go into specifics because there’s legal prohibitions about that,” Kennedy told Stewart in the June 11 call. “If it’s something that you want to talk about, you know, you and I can talk about specifics.”

The five-dollar term is “conscience of guilt.”

Y’know you could just write “Billionaire donor Hildebrand” and it’d be as many words.

It’s coming to GBA one of these days.

I have said of billionaires: I hate him so much, I want him to have one hundred million dollars.

Let’s try this again.

“Federal judge in DC allows The Idiot to attack voting by mail.”

I so fucking tired of quintuple-negative headlines.

Discovery says try it, dumbass.

When, not if, they do it anyway - arrest them.

Charge them.

Apply consequences.