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WHAT IS THIS FUCKED UP REALITY
The grift that keeps on grifting
Idiocracy, we got there early
Welcome to the Onionverse.
MADE IN THE USA
My goodness, they’ve found a way to open chip foundries, screen factories, and mass machining factories all within 150 days! Who needs democracy or due process or science policy when you have results like that?!
Press X to doubt.
Freedumb Fone II
What even is this. It’s like a Foss OS & Store but all proprietary? More like unfreephone
Hahahaha, he must be pissed off at the “Obama Phone” meme
Scam artist can’t stop scamming.
And I’m betting they’ll be exempt to the Apple and Samsung tariffs
Talk-O Mobile, perhaps?
Amazing! You have brought me all the internet joy this morning!
- Double-handed handshake and walks away mumbling -
^Simply amazing! That was such a great comment!^
The AI face unlock can determine residency status and the GPS will ping your location every 5 seconds to DHS and ICE if you don’t have legal residency or citizenship.
You know what’s fucked? How much we really do need a public utility option for cell phones (and Internet). But this ain’t it, fam. Oof
What are the odds that this phone filters media for its end users?
Perfect surveillance device to keep track of all the proles and listen in everywhere.
Freedom Phone 2.0