Many businesses are running now on borrowed cash. So when the usual 4 to 5 year investment comes back calling, those business are gonna be asset sales.
I don’t want this dignity shit. I would like instead to have sex all my available time after work if I want to. Otherwise I would like to do other things.
Now that everyone knows he is pumping and dumping the markets… Will everyone play into it to make a ton of money?
The process is simple, in 80some days wait for the news to say "trump will apply xx.x% tariffs on such and such countries. Wait a few hours to watch the markets tumble. Let the market keep dropping like mad. Finally, on the 90th day, when the news says he is about to do it, and the markets take a big dump, just jump in and buy shares in everything like a crazy person. Now wait and watch the markets do a dead cat bounce. Here you can sell at the high point until you recuperate some money. Or wait for when he says "nah, we’re cool! I wasn’t gonna do it! And the markets soar. That’s where you sell all. That locks in some profit. Then you just go back to whatever you were doing before. Wait here until he dumps more tariffs on the market.
Tell me WHY!
What moves MTG forward is that little Jesus cross. It wants to fly away from her herpes skin grafts. If it could talk it would say “the power of Chris compels! Chris where you at buddy! Take me off her neck!” I don’t known how Chris is, autocorrect put that on there.
With teeth like that you don’t even need an opener. You just stick it in between there, give it a twist and pop! You got refreshing cold beer!
From Cancun, you can say so many things!
Lol he wants you to trust him, he can bring the money back! All 12 trillion!.. That the entire country made in 4 years together, slowly…
As a demo, let me show you how I can control our household’s income (the markets) I have full control and you shouldn’t worry about it. We start small to demonstrate how I do have full control. I can totally remove money! From this car flying down the highway, I just open the window and toss the money out! I can do it from this bike! Look see? It’s friday pay day! I got the money back! OK let’s go big. Here’s all the and we’re on this large airplane! Let me show you how its done! You simply open this window… Watch it all fly away!
Okay let me show you how I can bring it all back… Just sit back and wait for the check. When you’re famous they let you do it! Wait for it! Hey it Friday! No check? Oh…we get paid every other Friday! And we’re waiting!.. Friday again! But this is a holiday! We’ll have to wait two more Fridays, you’ll see. Its coming back!.. Hi, I need a ticket to Antarctica, i’m told there’s only penguins there! One way please, and hurry!
Would you, could you with a browser? Would you could you with a mouser? Or a 45?
Would you like to open that in the browser? In the app? On the desktop? Would you could you on the desktop?
Remember to go meet a Republican specifically when you’re really sick and contagious. It’s not a problem for them because they get enough vitamin A.
Oh cheer up republicans! In 60 years there’ll be more idiots who might vote for you. Unless they ever ask any old person why they’re homeless.
Don’t about things you can’t change. Like who is the president. You don’t actually vote for a president, the electoral college electors do. You literally vote to suggests to these random fellers who to vote for. Then, they vote for whoever the fuck gave them the new shiny car.
Also during those 60 years…recovering from the big depression, dust bowl and gaining human rights…
I hope Ivanna is OK. Thoughts and Prayers.
He’s also dying of diarrhea cancer.
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
It might be good to point out that Trump’s teeth are probably fake. You are looking at a bag of old wet Cheetos and letting it reconfigure every part of our lives.
MTG looks like a very Mexican fake blonde.
…PST…this image is AI. No self loving Mexican would try to look like MTG in real life, but this is the closest our most advanced technology has been able to approximate the look.
Also, how old is that husk?