That’s just for us legal Mexican American people. The “illegals” get shot by the new satellite system with free WiFi!
Illegals… Just imagine one day, you’re all grown up and somebody informs you that you are illegal… Not that you’ve done something illegal, you as a whole are a specifically corrupt thing.
I heard Elon was going to build a border wall in Mars just so us Mexicans can’t jump there.
Trump: hmmm what should I fuck up first???
That’s nice! They told me I was going to be chosen to go to the moon. I didn’t get to go, but they made a really good joke in my honor! So nice!
They didn’t erase my partner’s school loans but maybe they might send us a postage stamp in honor of school loan survivors?
How about the great “electoral college” uses Article 753, verse 27 of the crunchtitution electorical book of salad to reject big T post election? I just made up all them words, but big doesn’t know that! Heck it could be added for realz! We can call it the “fucking stupid clause”.
Instead of breadlines we’ll have people forced yo line up to be searched for personal processions to contribute to the economy with.
Everyone might remember Juan Carlos Hitler Gomez Dela Paz Y Pavon Vergozo el pequeño. He was doing pretty good in Germany but then one day things turned dark and we all know what happened. Valentina beware right?
He still has one shot! No, sorry, I mean he has 3 shots remaining!
He could do the George Carling thing… Upside down nailed to the cross and or launched from a Canon point blank on to a very thick concrete wall. And televise it.
Its just a suggesting to make the best of things.
Maybe we could amend the constitution to allow all citizens the same exact rights including being able to become president?
That would be kind of cool.
talking about?
Yup, breathing machines can keep old vegetables fresh longer. What was the question?!
Hey, I was driving home and I saw a mcmantion. Its going to be awesome when I buy it next week! So many loans! So little time!
Dave! You need to get an A on your next 5th grade math test! It goes on your permanent record. You’ll have to check it out later when we go to get out eBay shipment at the central intelligence agency, the DMV!
The Disney spray nozzles during Summer are weather modifications! Get them!
Good thing Joe is not a king right? What if a king assigned a rapist to be the FBI tzar. And what if this tzar could just walk through main street and rape men and women equally in plain daylight? Nobody would bat an eye because hold on, I’m getting rapped right now, but I’ll talk about it afterwards?
No heart attack or stroke again! We need a feeding schedule for when he’s eating pretzels.
I think you guys know.
That’s what a fucking cock sucker is.