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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • Now that everyone knows he is pumping and dumping the markets… Will everyone play into it to make a ton of money?

    The process is simple, in 80some days wait for the news to say "trump will apply xx.x% tariffs on such and such countries. Wait a few hours to watch the markets tumble. Let the market keep dropping like mad. Finally, on the 90th day, when the news says he is about to do it, and the markets take a big dump, just jump in and buy shares in everything like a crazy person. Now wait and watch the markets do a dead cat bounce. Here you can sell at the high point until you recuperate some money. Or wait for when he says "nah, we’re cool! I wasn’t gonna do it! And the markets soar. That’s where you sell all. That locks in some profit. Then you just go back to whatever you were doing before. Wait here until he dumps more tariffs on the market.






  • Lol he wants you to trust him, he can bring the money back! All 12 trillion!.. That the entire country made in 4 years together, slowly…

    As a demo, let me show you how I can control our household’s income (the markets) I have full control and you shouldn’t worry about it. We start small to demonstrate how I do have full control. I can totally remove money! From this car flying down the highway, I just open the window and toss the money out! I can do it from this bike! Look see? It’s friday pay day! I got the money back! OK let’s go big. Here’s all the and we’re on this large airplane! Let me show you how its done! You simply open this window… Watch it all fly away!

    Okay let me show you how I can bring it all back… Just sit back and wait for the check. When you’re famous they let you do it! Wait for it! Hey it Friday! No check? Oh…we get paid every other Friday! And we’re waiting!.. Friday again! But this is a holiday! We’ll have to wait two more Fridays, you’ll see. Its coming back!.. Hi, I need a ticket to Antarctica, i’m told there’s only penguins there! One way please, and hurry!