great; now hegseth can finally finish his chest tattoo

in case some people don’t know: algebra actually comes from the Arabic word “al-jabr”.

Got locked in when that troglodyte Musk tweeted that people should vote for Cuomo.

wow… this is unbelievable to everyone who has never seen or heard a republican before.

shut the fuck up, wannabe hitler

imagine if your face stopped growing at 9 years but your head keeps going till your neck explodes under pressure.

fuck that piece of shit grifter too

there’s no way some freaky shit isn’t happening with someone who has a porn pact with his son.

enough with the Portlish jokes

“the price is finally right”, said Adams, probably.

that’s just there to stop a bullet

exposes that Stephen Merchant was the funny guy all along.

more directly, he leans into the “legalize comedy” stuff basically, pretends that he’s too edgy and people constantly want to cancel him. when in reality he’s just doing transphobic hack comedy. he’s just generally super cringe.

my favorite thing about him is James Acaster mocking the shit out of him on one of his shows.

https://youtu.be/UHqma3rx-xI?t=154s

i don’t know if anyone worked as hard as Jerry Seinfeld to ruin his own reputation insistently for so long.

interesting that they were able to get his immediate reaction to the news in that photo

thank you for engaging in the proper disposal of the holy book as recognized by muslims, burning it rather than throwing it in the garbage. it’s the latter that is not allowed.

lol didn’t he say in the debate that the thing about him was that he was the only one who could stand up to the orange guy? these cuomos are really the slimiest, most disgustingly unprincipled people… i never understand people who have literally zero shame.

Americans are so fucking dumb oh my god

is this a joke? what is it based on? there’s no way he forgot the name of the ocean.

I’m certain he didn’t know it in the first place.

such a piece of shit

“you got about two seconds” lol then he fucked off when it didn’t work