Also. That first wipe can be quite a thing. You can always start with the bulk wipe. But you’ve never been cleaner than with a bidet.

Asian people have culture shock, when they move to Australia, due to no bidet, and having to smudge poop with paper.

I want one that has the sort of vibration pulse wash. It cleans you. Very well

Yup. I’m going to get the full warm water, bells and whistles version.

I use Autokey to automate many, many small things. I have abbreviations I type for words, and phrases and it replaces them for me.

Going further I use talon voice for voice control of the system.

I say things like “check work email” or “search duck” etc, and it does as it’s meant to. Took a while to get setup, and comfortable. But now done I am so much faster talking, rather than typing.

In one voice command for example, talon goes to my browser, selects the appropriate tab, finds the search input, enters a search phrase, including using clipboard contents, and then, selects the result, so it can load.

In terms of keys it’s maybe (rough count) 21 keystrokes. All one in one voice command. Game changer.

However, talon voice is NOT open source, and I don’t love that. As the community put in huge amounts of time and resources to extend it. Which is risky, as enshitification can come on projects like this. For now, things are good.

I just typed “african mouse” into both bing, and ddg. I got EXACTLY the same results. Which I kind of expected . Same order, everything. However, my understanding is, that DDG obfuscates the user, and doesn’t track. This is my hope, and why I use it.

That’ll do Donkey… That’ll do.

Edit. I mean it. That calming way shrek says it. The idea that enough has been done, and that everything is OK. That I’m ok. It’s a lovely, and powerful moment in the film that translates to so many day to day situations.

Don’t pay it. In Australia they’re trying, and I remind them they get paid well, get paid overtime, get paid a pension, and get paid more to take holidays. After being paid all that, why is the shitty machine prompting a tip?

An escape room with 8000 hamsters and ketamine. Now that’s a birthday

I heard imce that Keanu once looked in its direction.

That was excellent. Thank you

By choice. Loving it. Touring Australia for the last 2 years. Working from phone and laptop as I go.

I’d wager the opposite. I’d say men hug more now.

Source: am secretly a Highlander

I read your first sentence and after reading it I thought to myself this person sounds like they are wealthy.

Then read your second sentence which indicates you are wealthy.

I suspect that with children you would be happy also, if you are wealthy. Money really does make a difference.

But who can say?

Anyway, it sounds like things are good for you, so that’s great.

Mulberry. Australian classic. Best. Berry. In. The. World.