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Can A Computer [Game Publisher] Make You Cry?

footnote: pending enshitification

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I think you have piano and guitar partially reversed. Isomorphic keyboards and guitar fretboards both have the property that you only have to learn a chord or scale once, whereas for piano you have to learn it twelve times.

There are more human slaves today than at any time in history.

Neither democrats nor republicans really give a fuck

It is strictly superior in my experience

You’ll need to define that. It has been feature-complete and fully playable for years. I would say it fully obsoletes the Bethesda releases, including for authoring.

sadly, a bad first draft in five minutes usually beats a thoughtful solution in three days

edit: oops i thought we were talking about code. nvm, people actually look at prose.

We should be cicadas. Maybe 17 years from now the world won’t suck.

I just cook whatever is in season and eat it plain.

Any time you deal with Amazon, you’re either getting fucked, fucking over someone else, or both. That’s their whole business model, taking advantage of people! Just don’t.

Sometimes, we get to have nice things.

Right, everyone who disagrees with you is a delusional sky-fairy worshipper. I’m not religious, dude. I’m also not suffering from religious trauma. Clean your shit up.

Clearly you CANNOT define what religion even is. But boy do you ever have strong opinions about something YOU CANNOT EVEN DEFINE. Your damage is just flowing out from every sentence. Your rage cannot change the world, but once you fix yourself, you can start to try.

I bet you cannot even define religion.

I won’t rape, torture, and murder vulnerable individuals. Call me radical but if I can be happy, healthy, and enjoy life without doing those things to animals, I’m not going to fucking do those things to animals.

Don’t get too attached to anything.

They seem to have dropped the two-stage triggers and I am NOT THRILLED.

If you can read that, you might be ready for Angine de Poitrine!

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It a lot more metal (and probably more realistic) to think of them as dying human brain cells.