Jesus fucking Christ what s bullshit headline.

The article is about one legislator in Missouri introducing a state constitutional amendment defining a “person” as “every human being with a unique DNA code regardless of age, including every in utero human child at every stage of biological development from the moment of conception until birth.”

Robocop 2 was even better.

For those wondering: The jeans stay on the whole time.

That was my thought as well.

No, it aired after the actual halftime show.

Source?

Oh, you’re doing a bit. I didn’t realize at first. Perhaps because it’s not a very good one.

OMG how am I having to explain this to someone in 2025? The r-word is a slur against people with disabilities. Most of us realized like a decade ago that it’s not cool to use that word.

No, they’re saying the r-word is an abelist slur and you shouldn’t be using it.

Senator Angus King is in the Trump/Epstein files confirmed.

But that’s exactly what this article is doing…

Think about the number of words you have written on this particular subject. I’m not saying it automatically makes you a weirdo to think so long and hard about this but… I wouldn’t want to hang out with you.

Oklahoma will pass a worse version, somehow.

Because it is a title. Duh.

They have staff for that!

Sounds like something someone trying to prevent people from rising up would say.

“Just accept it because if you don’t you’ll get martial law and it will be worse!”

Damn. I need to get a vasectomy anyway, I should start smoking meth!

What the hell does ‘feral’ mean?

It means dogs are barking because they hear a high pitched whistle…

Anyway, Project Prevention already exists to pay meth addicts not to voluntarily sterilize themselves (reversably).

They are paid to NOT sterilize themselves? Reversibly?

70,0000

It’s wild that such a typo could slip through. The number, according to the source cited in that article, is 70,000.

No, it’s your fault for not voting for her.