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“Catching the criminal illegal aliens and pedophile predators. Don’t you want us to protect the kids?”

Oh. Ok. So, can you show me the signed warrants that you have that prove you have cause to circle schools? How many pedophile predators have you caught that are white citizens or do you only look for ones with a darker shade? Have you caught the one in the big White House yet? There have been a whole slew of files provided the public on that one! Why can’t you all stop the shooters who hit up schools? Many are reported to the FBI before it even happens…

How do we know you aren’t pedophiles? What’s your name and badge number so that we can verify that you are who you say you are.

I hear what you’re saying, but let poetry be in poems and let direct truth be in headlines. I don’t see a reason to pretty up news.

For sure. I do understand how it was used, but it still sounds stupid. Just write, “Bruise appears on Trump’s other hand—speculations rise” or something to that effect.

Edit: I think in a world where people just read the headlines, and with many Americans reading at a low level, that people might take it more literally which I why I don’t like the headline as written.

I am commenting just because I take issue with the headline. The bruise did not spread to his other hand. He has a bruise on one hand and a separate bruise on another hand. There’s no spreading because that’s not how a bruise works. It’s not fucking contagious.

Hmm. I wonder if this video was posted in preparation for them looking into this?

I’m sorry…concerns? CONCERNS?!

I’m concerned when I might have to skip lunch. What’s happening now is a full blown blaring alarm that war is upon us.

Love that they used a Kenny Loggins parody to make fun of the shitty Trump AI video of him shit bombing.

Kenny Loggins wasn’t too happy that the orange turd used his song.

Weird. This is what he used to say.

…gun wielding furries who serve their local communities and grant miracles to the needy?

The suddenness, her “excuse” about not being liked, and feuding with Trump?

I dunno. I smell one of two scenarios:

1. She was in it for the grift and can’t go any further for the work it takes.
2. Her life is being threatened.

Edit: if someone was in her position and TRULY cared about the American people, she would fight for them and against Trump’s team. That’s why I think choice 2 is what is really happening.

Of course he thinks educators aren’t a professional degree. Fucker cannot read bigly! Even if we don’t have gud ejukaters nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. Slavery and bible is frend.

Durbin isn’t running again.

Then. Release. Them. To. Shut. Us. Up. If. This. True.

Some people in my local Chicago area Signal group are reaching out to friends and relatives in NC to provide resources for how we organized with things like whistle kits, advocacy, rapid response, mutual-aid, and more.

Hope you all can get organized quick and make these assholes’ job harder.

That is for sure what it means in America.

So pissed as an IL resident. Dick Douchebag is not running for reelection so he doesn’t give a fuck.

Hold the fuck up. Those pillows and that cross are little bit on the tan side. I’m not sure if this ideal enough.

It’s a real photo of Trump not giving a shit that someone fainted.

It’s also a nice metaphor for how he is treating the US.

Some angry retired miners with black lung are fighting back, demanding that Donald Trump honor promises he made to the people who voted him in.

“You are infected with the WOKE AGENDA! Only weak get the BLACK lung and use it as an EXCUSE. Everybody’s saying it. We will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN and remove the WOKE MIND VIRUS (which is also apparently invading lungs). THANK YOU YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”